Multicultural (With bonus links!)

Stop me if you've heard this one before:


So a guy walks into a computer store, glares at the cashier wearing an IDF shirt, and asks, "Killed any Palestinians lately?"


I had forgotten that the tragic war in the Middle East was an appropriate topic for heckling cashiers in front of other customers in the form of sarcastic jabs. The truth is, this shirt was a result of my being a dear customer to Miller's Military Surplus in Tucson, Arizona. But so many responses cropped up in my head...

• "Launched any homemade rockets at Israeli goats lately?"
• "Brainwashed any children lately?"
• "Smuggle any weapons into your country under the guise of Red Cross supplies despite a cease-fire agreement and public assurances that you're Pro-Peace lately?"
  
• "Started any inappropriate political commentary in public lately?"

Not that he's a terrorist or a criminal in any way, but really... he would have had to answer that last question with an embarrassingly resounding "Yes, sorry."