How Did They Get Into College?

So a man comes in holding a product from our store, price tag intact, box unopened. He asks me, "Do you have this?" So I ask him, "Didn't you buy that from us? That's our product."
And he tells me, "No, this is somebody else's."
So I show him where we keep these products on the shelf and explain that, yes, we do have them.


"How much are they?"


...you have it right there, in your hands, dude.